BE WARNED: my humor can be as dry as my wine. I once convinced a family at Busch Gardens that pink flamingos are carnivorous pack hunters that work together to bring down large game. Also, they have ears on their feet. Ask me the story, it's totally worth it. Every year, I make it a goal to travel 2-4 times over the course of that year. I just finished a beach tour - 7 beaches across 6 coasts in 4 countries within 2 months. What can I say? I love the water... I'm also obsessed with learning about... well, anything. I'm often exploring a new scientific or psychological book, and in August I begin what will shortly become my fourth academic degree: a masters of science in mental health counseling. Occasionally, I also like to study the affect of vodka. Unfortunately, I don't often remember what I learned, so I'm always looking for new study partners. If you find yourself at the end of your rope, don't worry. I brought the blindfolds.

My Ideal Person I prefer someone sensual, intelligent, and articulate. Sass, snark, and a sense of adventure are a major plus.