The marketing prowess required to separate oneself from the pack on a site like this is simply staggering. But I suppose I'm up for a challenge. I'm here without expectation. Seeing as this is a heavily male user-base, and I am (perhaps sadly) not a homosexual, this makes things harder than they ought to be. Pun intended. Also, no such thing. The chances of an overwhelming success is very small. However, I do hope to find at least one woman who is intrigued enough to give me a try. Kick my tires a bit. Go for a test drive.

My Ideal Person Ha... ideal. Like that's one thing. How about someone who thinks my jokes are funny, and my body and attention is highly satisfying. That's ideal. But not one thing.